Bandit-Keith-FC

Summary: WARNING! TOTAL CRACKFIC! Bandit Keith and Bee Boy are upset that they aren't Americans, so for no apparent reason they fall in love and go attack a citizenship place to make themselves citizens. Abridged. Shipping idea from Ghost Fairy and Dynamite and Soup's colaborative fic, Melvin Ishtar: American Idol. Again, total crack and abridged. Don't like, dont read. ANs are in the description. R&R ENJOY~! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "What are you talking about? I'm totally from America!" "No you're not." "Check my passport!" The lady checked Bandit Keith's passport, which she ha